“why” “because i said so” good one mom you should be a lawyer

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impossiblycastiel:

Steal Her Look: Dancing Emoji
Marchesa silk gazar gown ($6,950)
Casadei pumps ($1,300)
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clisneyprincess:

see that girl you just called a bitch? she didn’t hear you say it louder

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IF YO GIRL ALWAYS SUCKS UR DICK N U NEVER RETURN THE FAVOR THEN U A LAME ASS FUCK BOI


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beauxbatonsacademy:

"so how long have you been on tumblr"

*has war flashbacks to the introduction of WHAT IS AIR*

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disowns:

when he giving good dick and suddenly pulls out

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robably:

walking to the toilet after he nuts inside you

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itsliketheyknowus:

"And then I said, ‘Look, if you don’t carry it in a muted pastel, I’m not interested!” 
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